Day 56 – It’s that time of year. The weather is changing. The sniffling is beginning. And once again, guys are wiping their snot all over their own hands, arms and sleeves.
This isn’t rocket science.
We shake hands with other men all day long. Do you want their snot all over your hand?
Then what makes you they want your snot on their hands?
It’s like hitting the urinal. How would you feel if some dude was just holding his tool and is now shaking your hand without washing it first? Now you have tool on your hand.
The same goes for snot. Don’t be the jerk who passes his snot germs across an office building. Use a handkerchief.
Why not just fill your pockets full of Kleenexes?
Because that’s stupid. Why would you carry around a bunch of paper in your pants pocket? It’s just going to fall apart and get stuck in your unshaven scruff anyway. Then you’ll look snotty and stupid.
A gentleman carries a handkerchief. A stud carries a monogrammed one.
- Wesley Donehue
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